jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

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fuckingniall:

my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love

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psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

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