i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
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i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
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my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love
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48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
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